‘Johnny Depp’ Defeats ‘Amber Heard’ In Minis Pro Wrestling Match

The courtroom war between Johnny Depp and Amber Heard was settled weeks ago. Johnny walked away with a $15 million judgment after Amber was found to have defamed his character. The entire country was enthralled by the legal drama, and it’s now spilled over into a very unique entertainment venue.

On Wednesday night, “Micromania Midget Wrestling” held a show at the famed Whisky-a-Go Go. One of the main events brought miniature versions of Johnny Depp and Amber Heard’s battle into the squared circle. The show came with mini versions of the actors, and even included a wrestler portraying Depp’s attorney, Camille Vasquez.

“Amber Heard” made her entrance to “Crazy Bitch” by Buckcherry. The tiny version of Johnny Depp came out to the theme from “Pirates of the Caribbean.” The action in the ring was as crazy as what fans witnessed during their trial.

The miniature version of Amber Heard even wiped “excrement” on Johnny Depp’s face. The poop spot was inspired by the real-life story where Depp accused Amber of dropping a deuce in their bed. It was a fine example of the theater of the absurd.

Mini Johnny ultimately got the victory. He nailed a “Superfly” Jimmy Snuka splash. Then, he pinned his foe. Mini Camille Vasquez got in a parting shot for good measure.

The American obsession with celebrities was on display throughout the Depp-Heard trial. Now, it’s playing out in fictional form among a group of little wrestlers. It might not be for everybody, but the crowd at the Whisky ate it up.

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