Ronda Rousey hasn’t wrestled for WWE since she lost that triple threat match in the WrestleMania main event. She took off and had some adventures away from WWE, and she just recently announced that she is expecting her fist baby with husband Travis Browne.

Rousey is going through something that millions before her have experienced. She dropped a detailed Instagram post to describe her experience and everything it has taken out of her. Through it all, she said, “Eat some muscles, dance on my bladder, split all the abs and buttholes you need to come safely into this world. Mama can’t wait to meet you.” You can read her entire post below.

I can not wait to meet this baby-to see what she’s like, how’s she’s uniquely her, how she’s like me and her dad. I’m dying to see the color of her eyes. What’s her laugh gunna sound like? When she clears her throat is she gunna do it same way me and my mom do?

I wish I could say that pregnancy feels amazing, that I’ve never felt more powerful as a woman. But it feels more like my organs are being crushed by the miracle of life. I’ve never felt more exhausted, unmotivated or aware of gravity. Some days I have to lay on my side for hours just to comfortably breathe.

There’s no break, it’s a grind, I’m just trying to get through one day at a time. And holy hell what is all this shit coming out of my nipples?
How is it possible to feel hungry nauseous and bloated at the same time?
This baby is gunna be some kind of superhero cause I swear she’s eating all my muscles.

Has anyone seen my butt? I can’t find it.

Honestly the looming task of giving birth is intimating as hell. I almost died when I was born – Is baby gunna be okay?
I’m not so much afraid of the pain of labor as intimidated by the recovery. Am

I gunna need a c-section? Am I gunna prolapse? Are my abs never gunna come back together again? Will I tear open to my butthole and dread pooping forever?

it’s hard not to just hide and wait it out. Thank God for Mr. Browne. Not a day goes by without him telling me I’m beautiful, sexy, loved, and appreciated. He holds my belly to give me breaks from carrying, gives me bites of everything he’s eating, then drags me hissing into the sunlight when I wanna go full Gollum.

He makes me proud to put on a swimsuit and show the world what I sometimes want to hide from myself.

Baby in my belly, I’m already so in love with you, I’ll do anything for you – sign me up for a five year coelacanth pregnancy if need be. I’m not gunna lie and say even just a few months hasn’t been a pain in the ass – but you’re worth it all and more. Eat some muscles, dance on my bladder, split all the abs and buttholes you need to come safely into this world. Mama can’t wait to meet you

Ronda Rousey might not be finished with WWE just yet, but it will be some time before she can even think about that. Her time is preoccupied in a big way right now as she prepares to make room in her life for motherhood. This is something it sounds like she is more than ready for.

What’s your take on this story? Will Ronda Rousey ever wrestle again? Sound off in the comments!

H Jenkins

Years of experience in writing, journalism, and digging exclusive insider info for Ringside News opened the door for a new opportunity for Jenkins. With a history in finance, he broke into the journalism game by writing on blogs and other freelance websites before branching into sports and entertainment news. Being in tune with pop culture doesn't mean it has to make sense, but he tries. Favorite bands include any group from Seattle who formed between 1991 and 1999. 5 Ozzfests under his belt and 12 Warped Tours, but his last concert was a bluegrass AC/DC cover band that was not 100% terrible.

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